if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
So yesterday I ate a copious amount of dairy, and took some Lactaid to prepare myself for the literal shit storm that was about to be brewing.
Yeah, it didn’t work. I spent quite a bit of time in the bathroom wondering: “Was all the sour cream and cheese worth it?”
You bet your sweet ass it was.
So this morning I wake up early to get my oil changed, and while I’m waiting I decide to get the McD’s iced coffee I had been craving for a few days. My stomach still has not forgiven me.
An no, this time it was NOT worth it. Not one bit.
As of right now, dairy and I can no longer be friends. *Cries a million tears for cheese*
I bought some DAIRY-FREE sour cream, or as Jairen calls it, ‘an abomination.’ I thought it was quite good!
Now it’s time to get serious about seeing a doctor for a proper diagnosis instead of relying on Google lol
i’m everyone in this gif
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t fell like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
I was tagged by bloodheretic and jellybean393 so I guess I’m going to do the challege:
You post 5 pics that you really like of yourself so other people get a big dose of how adorable/cute you are. And now I have to tag 5 people so they do it. That’s how it works
Most of these are already on Tumblr. Got to love a selfie, right?
They all kind of look the same, huh? What can I say, I’m a one trick pony :P
I tag brimeeb, kt—xoxo, stonedotaku, thatweirdcrush, and kristenthegirl
me on facebook:
i can't swear, i'm friends with too many family members on here
me on twitter:
probably shouldn't swear that much on here either
me on tumblr:
this motherfucking grilled cheese is the best fucking grilled cheese i've ever had in my whole fucking goddamn life
Mahatma Gandhi (via observando)