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Succexy.

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle




bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them





"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t fell like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)



I was tagged by bloodheretic and jellybean393 so I guess I’m going to do the challege:

You post 5 pics that you really like of yourself so other people get a big dose of how adorable/cute you are. And now I have to tag 5 people so they do it. That’s how it works

Most of these are already on Tumblr. Got to love a selfie, right?
They all kind of look the same, huh? What can I say, I’m a one trick pony :P

I tag brimeeb, kt—xoxo, stonedotaku, thatweirdcrush, and kristenthegirl


  • me on facebook: i can't swear, i'm friends with too many family members on here
  • me on twitter: probably shouldn't swear that much on here either
  • me on tumblr: this motherfucking grilled cheese is the best fucking grilled cheese i've ever had in my whole fucking goddamn life

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

Mahatma Gandhi (via observando)




teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS



thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)





  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.




24. Gemini.USA




And it's not even my birthday....